Guiseppe

Dancing anyone?

2009-02-03T08:27:22Z

Ho Huh-mm. I need to have some fun.

deadlonely @ 2009-01-16T18:13:00

2009-01-17T02:18:47Z

Why does everything good have to come to an end?

I Fucking Rule!!!!

2008-11-11T03:13:56Z

An A in Stats and lots and lots of alcohol!!! My life fucking rules!!! Thank you baby jesus!!!!

Does it look like it says bitch on my forehead?

2008-10-08T03:49:34Z

I think my brain is fried.

My head hurts.

I saw someone fall of their bike and slide across the ground. It made my day.

New goal in life: Meeting Michael C. Hall because he's so talented he can make putting on a t-shirt seem creepy.

???

2007-12-14T02:06:49Z

Did my mom really invite an old british woman in to our home. And does she really have to yell at the women so that she can hear her. And now the woman's gone and repeated the same story about how "Americans are always asking her age." She's also mentioned how she believes that americans are crude. hahahaha. Well this is one for the books.

Its early.

2007-09-22T15:50:09Z

Lauren Graham is my hero. Some how she manages to ruin every interview she ever does for a talk show. Oh, and Conon O'Brian,he's my hero. Mostly because he's crazy and is obsessed with not getting fat Irish face.

P.S. My body isn't really sore I just like the characters face.

Coldstone Ice Cream

2007-09-21T03:37:31Z

Its the clock.

Cold Hands

2006-12-20T03:26:00Z

Hot chocolate is the best.

I hate school.

2006-11-29T02:41:54Z

Does someone want to do my research paper for me?

Birthday

2006-11-15T16:29:45Z

I'm twenty and it feels just like nineteen.

Why do I look like a mexican whore?

2006-10-16T19:06:16Z

I got a flat tire last week and had to pay for a new one even though the flat was only two weeks old. But atleast theres good shows coming up.

Who wants to go to Canada?

S.O.S

2006-06-22T01:41:54Z

Help. I might die of boredom.

Work

2006-06-06T02:58:26Z

Money, Money, Money.

"The little one"

2006-05-14T23:54:51Z

Yesterday Uncle Max said he was gonna shoot me with his gat, if I tripped.

Oh Quackmire you're what the Spaniers call El Terrible.

2006-03-22T23:35:31Z

I finally finished the longest essay of my life.

My aunt from el salvador is coming sometime this month and my mom is gonna take her to Disneyland and i'm going.

I need a job, cause i'm sick at being home with my family and I want money.

Why did an asian man not believe me when I told him I was just hispanic.

Oh and an old english lady keeps coming to sit on my houses porch with her dog and continues to ask her dog "Who's da mamma's doggy?" and "who's a good doggy?"

Flavor of Love.

2006-03-13T08:09:06Z

I've decided that if i ever choose to get married that i would want to be offered GOLD TEETH instead of a ring.

FUCK YEAH!!!!

2006-02-19T01:52:05Z

I got an exercise bike today an i'm so excited to use it!!! I'm gonna get ripped.

Hello

2006-02-18T05:59:21Z

I want a puppy. Does anybody have puppies to give away?

::Shreading Guitar with Punk Rawk hands::

2005-04-18T02:16:27Z

That Gentlemen, That Fine Young Gentlemen.

Foucker Out.

"I'm Ron Burgendy?"

Chunx

2005-04-02T08:17:08Z

I fucking got punk'd all day.

"i'm melting"

2005-03-24T00:51:37Z

Dude, shit was active.

deadlonely @ 2005-03-18T11:15:00

2005-03-18T19:14:47Z

Theres nothing but sunshine, its all sunshine.

i rule this school!

2005-01-13T20:57:32Z

i just downloaded a alien ant farm song, which makes me rule this earth.

Highlight of my life?

2004-12-23T04:32:34Z

I got toothpaste in my eye!

BENNNNNNNNNNNY!!1

2004-12-17T07:47:10Z

Star sitings:
Argentinian man from Black Eyed Peas
Man from olsen twins show
Gaven Rosdalefkafjl;fak